Schlockfest
Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)
5.5/10
Director: Bob Clark
Starring: Jane Daly, Alan Ormsby
Hippies and horror mix in this comedy-shocker from director Bob Clark ("Porky's"), who co-scripted with filmmaker Alan Ormsby. A group of actors and t... Read more
Cool and the Crazy (1958)
5.4/10
Director: William Witney
Starring: Gigi Perreau, Scott Marlow
Seven savage punks on a weekend binge of violence!!! A cult fifties b-movie of a rebellious youth, fresh from reform school, who hooks up with the ba... Read more
Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)
4/10
Director: Victoria Sloan
Andre Toulon's puppets rebel against their new master, Dr. Magrew, who has been experimenting with human assistants. After sitting around idly as the... Read more
Eegah! (1962)
2.2/10
Director: Arch Hall
Starring: Arch Hall Jr, Richard Kiel, Marilyn Manning
Long criticised for it's inept amateurishness, "Eegah!" tells the story of a gigantic Neanderthal who has managed to survive into modern times living... Read more
Equinox (1970)
5.3/10
Director: Jack Woods
Starring: Edward Connell, Barbara Hewitt, Frank Boers Jr, Robin Christopher
Before he took you to a galaxy far, far away, before he brought you face-to-face with living, breathing prehistoric beasts, Dennis Muren, the future n... Read more
Female Jungle (1956)
5.6/10
Director: Bruno Vesota
Starring: Jayne Mansfield, Lawrence Tierney, John Carradine
Aka 'The Hangover'. Taking place over the course of a night this fifties take on film-noir tells the story of the murder of a glamorous blonde actress... Read more
Fiend Without A Face (1957)
6.3/10
Director: Arthur Crabtree
Starring: Marshall Thompson, Kim Parker, Terence Kilburn
An effective chiller with overtones of the 'Id' creature from 'Forbidden Planet' as a scientific thought experiment goes awry and the fiends go on a f... Read more
First Man Into Space (1958)
5.5/10
Director: Robert Day
Starring: Marshall Thompson, Marla Landi, Bill Edwards
"A better than it looks" tale of a daring pilot who disobeys orders and becomes the title character, returning to Earth a dust-encrusted, blood-drinki... Read more
Freaks (1932)
7.9/10
Director: Tod Browning
Starring: Wallace Ford, Olga Baclanova, Leila Hyams
Inspired by childhood recollections of running away with the circus and befriending the sideshow freaks, Tod Browniing's vision of sideshow life is bo... Read more
Glen or Glenda (1953)
4.2/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Daniel Davis, Dolores Fuller
A.k.a. 'I Changed My Sex'. 'Beevare the beeg green dragin!' Thus we are warned by narrator Bela Lugosi who introduces us to the hopelessly confused Gl... Read more